Thursday, June 13, 2013

The Future of Fashion Blogging? #Satire


Do you dream of living the fast-paced and exciting lifestyle of a fashion blogger? Would you like to travel the world, eat comped meals at 5-Star restaurants, receive all-you-can-wear free clothes from corporate sponsors, attend star studded fashion industry events and sit front row at NYFW? Well now YOU can! With Fashion Blogger Copy Generator (FBCG) becoming a fashion blogger has never been easier!* Our software database is filled with all the tens of words that make up the fashion blogger lexicon- and it is completely customizable to fit your unique branded identity personality. Simply fill in the blanks then copy and paste the content alongside your fave #OOTD photos- it’s really that simple! So, if you’re passionate about shopping, buying shit, and live to take photos of yourself, then grab those Karen Walker sunnies- because your future as a fashion blogging superstar is shining BRIGHT! FBCG membership starts as low as $19.95/month.

*Physical perfection recommended for best results.




>> FBCG Sample #1 <<



When BRAND NAME sent me this ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #1 the other day I was so ADJECTIVE! I knew it would be perfect for the WEATHER PATTERN we’ve been experiencing in CITY YOU LIVE IN. Plus- it totally satisfies FASHION TREND X that every blogger has been spotted wearing- and as my readers know, there is NO trend bandwagon that I won’t jump aboard in exchange for free shit! This ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #1 is seriously so ADJECTIVE- I absolutely adore it! It goes perfectly with ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #2 that I got from BRAND #2. This is the perfect ADJECTIVE outfit for RANDOM ACTIVITY


Gotta run, cheers!







ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #1 c/o BRAND #1. ARTICLE OF CLOTHING #2 c/o BRAND #2. BODY COPY c/o FBCG.


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